Are Aliens Having Sex With You While You Sleep?

Most of us are familiar with the concept of alien abductions.  If nothing else, we've seen the front pages of tabloids while checking out at the grocery store and read such lurid headlines as "Are Aliens Having Sex With You While You Sleep?" In general, those who claim to have been abducted by extra terrestrials are viewed as anything from attention seekers to lunatics.  When we think of this kind of person, we envision someone like Randy Quaid's character in Independence Day; a harmless quack who just isn't quite right in the head. Like the average American, I believed that alien abductees were anomalies in society; a small group of delusional paranoids who live on the fringes of society.

Recently, while researching for an article on the possibility of extra terrestrial life, my bias regarding alien abductions was shaken.  As I dug into the topic of alien abductions, I expected to uncover a couple of hundred accounts.  Imagine my surprise when I learned that there have been as many as four million cases of abductions in America alone. Four million Americans have been probed by aliens aboard a spacecraft? The thought boggles the mind!

That means that you have a one in 77 million chance of being abducted by aliens in the United States.  Just to put that statistic in perspective, consider the fact that you are twice as likely to be abducted by aliens as you are to win a lottery jackpot. In fact, you have a greater chance of being abducted by aliens than being killed by a shark. So while it may be safe to go back into the water, you'd better keep your eyes on the skies.

Reports of alien abductions hit the news in America in 1961 with the case of Barney and Betty Hill.  The Hills, through weeks of regression hypnosis, were able to reconstruct the details of their experience aboard an alien spaceship.  Since that time, reports of abductions have increased exponentially.  Over the last seven years, there has been an average of 10,000 reports each year of alien abductions.

Most scientists strongly refute allegations that aliens are abducting unsuspecting sleepers.  Psychologist point out that regressive hypnosis is just as likely to plant false memories as it is to bring out repressed memories.  Most recently, scholars have joined to point the finger at sleep paralysis as the most likely cause for the experiences described by those reporting alien abductions.

However, these theories fail to explain the abductions that take place while the subject is wide awake or those, like the case of Travis Walton, where there are multiple witnesses to the same event. After all, the overwhelming number of testimonies cannot be ignored. Something is going on while we sleep and, at least in my case, I'd sleep a lot better if I knew for sure what that something is.

Captain Jonathan Archer: Corporate Mogul?

Over the last few weeks, I have been examining each of the Star Trek captains to determine how they would measure up as leaders in the corporate world.  In this, my sixth and final installment, our subject is Captain Jonathan Archer, who served as the first captain of the starship, Enterprise, and became President of the United Federation of Planets in 2184. In the episode, In a Mirror, Darkly, from the original series, Archer is recognized as being "the greatest explorer of the 22nd century."

On paper, Archer's career is quite impressive. During his ten years as captain of the Enterprise, Archer most likely initiated first contact with more species than any other Enterprise captain.  His was the foremost voice that championed Earth's readiness to begin exploring space and he continuously fought against Vulcan intervention in the humans' quest to reach the stars. His sense of human destiny and steely determination refused to take "no" for an answer. It was largely thanks to Archer that the Enterprise was sent into space in the first place.

However, it cannot be said with certainty that Archer was correct in his assertions. Humans, and especially Archer himself, may not have been ready for the challenge. The truth is that Archer managed to alienate (excuse my pun) more species than he befriended. His poor diplomatic skills (to which he willingly admitted) also placed a constant strain on Earth's relations with the Vulcans and the Klingons and often pushed Earth onto the brink of war. In the corporate world, this inability to "play well with others" would be equally disastrous. 

Much of Archer's ambivalence to other species can be found in his history.  Archer believed that the Vulcans had held humans back and damaged the career of his father- the inventor of the warp five engine.  As a result, he traveled into space with a chip on his shoulder and that attitude made many situations worse.  In addition to the problems with alien cultures, Archer's anger and bitterness impacted the crew on more than one occasion.

Archer's emotional baggage made him a volatile captain.  In any given situation, the crew could not anticipate whether Archer would act with circumspect caution or with reckless abandonment.  With no prime directive to follow, the Enterprise needed a leader with a strong moral compass.  Archer just didn't seem to fit the bill. Against T'Pol's recommendations of non-interference, he would get involved with alien disputes; but a week later, he would rant at a crew member for doing the same thing. As a boss, this arbitrary type of leadership would be extremely frustrating!  In addition, it would not be unusual for Archer to take his anger out on his employees. 

It may be true that Captain Jonathan Archer was the most "realistic" captain in the Star Trek franchise, being free to show the weaknesses and drawbacks of his personality; however, most employees would probably prefer to work under a boss who has evolved- both personally and professionally- rather than under a leader who settles for being "only human."